Loki wreaking havoc in Germany

requested by bowtie-anderson

black-nata:

i made this because of reasons

I won’t touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams, I’ll split his skull. That is my bargain, you mewling quim!

• Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
• Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
• Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
• Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
• Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
• Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
• Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
• Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
• Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
• Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
• Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
• Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

• Friend: Why are you crying? The horse is fine.
• Me: THEY KILLED TOM AND BENEDICT!!!!!